(reproduced from my Angst and Speed blog)

There came a
time in my childhood when two of the most awesome guns were made
available by Kenner; the Star Wars (Han Solo) Laser Pistol and the Star
Wars 3 Position Laser Rifle. This gave the "good guys" a gun to use and
the "bad guys" a gun to use as well. For Christmas of 1978 I received
the Star Wars 3 Position Laser Rifle while my friend three houses down
got the Star Wars Laser Pistol. After that, the hours were spent
running around the neighborhood draining pairs of C and D sized
batteries to our hearts' content and our parents' dismay (disposable batteries were kind of expensive during the Jimmy Carter era).
The weapons
were somewhat faithful reproductions of their on screen counterparts but
the sounds that these toys produced were nowhere near what the sounds
in the movie were. In fact, both toy guns were activated by a two stage
trigger system ... a small nipple type button in the hand grip
activated something inside the gun so that when the trigger was pulled
the toy gun made a noise reminiscent of either a buzzsaw at a lumber
mill or a hamster being put in a blender. We both found that even at
the age of 8 years old we could make more accurate Star Wars blaster
sounds using our mouths than Kenner could using electronics and back
then electronics was the big thing in toys ... an electronic toy was
cutting edge and these toy guns weren't the cheapest toys on the
market. They weren't the most expensive, but they weren't the cheapest
either.

Pictured above ... Han Solo's German Mauser based heavy blaster pistol. The trigger always felt like it would break off if you pulled it too hard. You unscrewed the two twist knobs on the side and inserted two "C" sized batteries in the toy. The batteries had amazingly short lives, IIRC. Oh, yeah, both weapons had "secret buttons" which really weren't that secret in hindsight.
I think one of
the things that endeared me most to the weapons of Star Wars was the
fact that all of the weapons were built out of real world counterparts
... familiar counterparts ... mostly taken from World War II which fit
right in with my pre-Star Wars love affair of all things World War I and
World War II. Years of being weaned on "Sgt. Rock" and "The Unknown
Soldier" and "The Losers" and other combat comics and of playing with
Marx "green army men" had made me more than aware of the many, many
weapons used in the major wars. As such, it was easy to see where Han
Solo's blaster was made out of a early 20th century German Mauser (one
of my favorite pistols of all time). The standard Stormtrooper weapons
included the standard issue blaster rifle (created from a Sterling 9mm
submachinegun) and two heavy blasters created out of a German MG34
machinegun and a British Lewis machinegun. Scopes and doo-dads were
added liberally to these classic weapons but their cores, their guts,
were unmistakeable which I guess made them all the more believable when
they were being used because I had seen so many combat movies where the
cores of those fantastic weapons had been used.
The 3 Position
Laser Rifle was probably the neater (and more expensive) of the two
blaster offerings but it was also the more prone to break. Loading
batteries into this toy weapon required that you twist / pop the rear
loop off at the rear of the weapon, take a cover off and insert two "D"
sized batteries (batteries not included). When you pulled the secret
nipple trigger below the trigger guard and then pulled the trigger the 3
Position Laser Rifle did something that the Laser Pistol did not ... it
spun a yellow with black stripes "barber pole" inside the barrel ...
and made a sound reminiscent of a failing starter on a AMC Pacer.

The rear loop,
for whatever reason it was included, was both prone to breaking through
hard play and even more prone to simply fall off and disappear. I'm not sure why the rear loop was part of the design as it wouldn't hold the rifle on anything like a belt loop or a shoulder srap. The rear loop
wasn't required for the laser rifle to work but it was something that
when it went missing you felt like your toy was incomplete. The trigger was also way more substantial than the trigger found on the laser pistol.
What really set
the Laser Rifle apart from the Laser Pistol was the three position
folding stock hence the name of the weapon being 3 Position Laser
Rifle. The stock was affixed to the weapon at two swivel points located
at the back and to each side of the hand grip. On the front, a simple
clip "snapped" the folding stock in tight against the barrel. This clip
also did not survive strenuous childhood rough housing and when it
broke it would leave you with a folding stock that simply had to either
be deployed full or held tight against the barrel.
The three
positions, seen above on the box, were folded (standard), shoulder pad
down up front (guard) and fully extended (turning the rifle into a real
rifle). While we never saw any of the three positions of the stock
being used in the movie that didn't stop us from taking it as canon and
running with it.
Although my
original 3 Position Laser Rifle never made it with me out of childhood I
was lucky enough to find a replacement on Ebay a few years ago. The
toy did include the rare (and often lost) rear D-ring type clip but the
front clip for the stock was broken. The toy blaster did not work even
with new batteries and a quick inspection of the screws used to secure
the casing showed that the tiny screws were heavily rusted and
corroded. If I go into this toy to see if I can fix it, it's going to
require new screws as I have doubts if the heads of the current screws
may even make it through a very careful disassembly. I also plan on
using a simple pair of magnets under the barrel to "grab" the stock and
secure it in the folded position.
I said that I
never owned the Laser Pistol ... now I do, from the same Ebay seller and
in similar condition (though this toy still had some obscure, cheap-ass
"C" size batteries in it that were rusting to pieces). Other than the
non-functioning electronics and the broken stock retaining clip on the
laser rifle, both toy weapons seem quite well preserved for 36 year old
artifacts from my childhood. Both are dusty as hell and will require
hours of careful cleaning to be fully presentable but the plastic is
still non-discolored and uncracked.
I think I'll
mount them on pegs on the wall of my study where, like my other iconic
toys from the 1970's, I'm sure they'll incite conversation from those
who remember these toys. As I hold these toy weapons in my hands, I'm
taken back to cold winter days where imagination ran free and so did we
through the yards of our neighbors yelling and laughing and not having a
care in the world other than how much fun we could have.